January 2012
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December 2011
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I wanna be with someone that I can grow old with
Ijelenaa-yuen:
I mean, just think about it… Why would you wanna waste your time in some short-fling type of relationship? The ones where you two just go out for like a few weeks, or maybe a month or two, then just call it off? That’s honestly just a big waste. To whoever my next boyfriend will be, I plan to hold it down for you until the day I can call you my husband and you can call me your...
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Melisse Gelula Pledges To Put an End to the "Crazy...
birchbox:
Here comes the New Year! The end of 2011 means we can start thinking about all the exciting things we want to add to our lives (new shoes!) and all the resolutions we have for the next 12 months (get more sleep!). With that in mind, we asked some of our favorite people in the industry to tell us what their beauty/health/wellness resolutions are for 2012. They gave us a peek into...
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“Atheists are routinely asked how people will know not to rape and murder without...”
– 10 Myths Many Religious People Hold About Atheists, Debunked (via lavender-labia)
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Two churches located across the street from each...
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paranoidrobot:
…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?
ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN
CONVERTING TO CATHOLICISM DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR DOG A SOUL.
WOW. EPIC CATHOLIC WIN.
I LOVE THIS.
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“Dear Santa Claus, How have you been? Did you have a nice summer? How is your...”
– Sally, A Charlie Brown Christmas (via lalamanfr0)
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clientsfromhell:
Working at a shoe store, a client holds up a brown shoe.
Client: Is this the color of your brown?
Me: I’m sorry?
Client: If I get this shoe in brown, will it be this colour of brown?
Me: If you buy that shoe, yes, it will be that shade of brown.
Client: You’re sure?
They were obviously buying it online and wanted to make sure the color of the shoe was called brown and...
clientsfromhell:
Me: I’m sorry, he’s not at this hospital. Did you call back the dispatcher to find out?
Client: No, what’s their number?
Me: 9-1..
Client: Wait! Wait! Let me get a pen. Okay, go.
Me: 9-1-1.
Client: 9… 1… 1… Okay. So do I put my area code in front of that?
Calling 911 to find out what hospital someone is in is kind of a terrible use of 911 resources.
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ShortFormBlog: Recession-era must have,... →
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correlation This year, nail polish sales jumped 59% from 2010. Despite economic troubles, it appears that painted nails are one expense that’s worth the plunge. “Beauty is one thing women never forget about,” said Demitrius Simpkins, a manager at a New York salon.
causation Such a growth in…
Hm. I just got back into nail polish but not for any recession reason. I got a...
An Update to the Birchbox Community
birchbox:
We promise to ship all boxes by the 10th of the month. This month, the vast majority of December boxes were shipped on time. However, we fell short on our shipping deadline for a small portion of our members. We take full responsibility for the delay, but we’d like to let you know what went wrong and how we are handling the errors.
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I was a little worried I wouldn’t...
Anonymous asked: <p>The internet never ceases to amaze me. Within an hour, someone put this up. Our society’s sense of humor has changed markedly in the last 30 years.</p>
Frat asks members who they would like to rape →