In the infinity of the Universe
snorl4x:

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

Probably around 5 minutes - just enough for you to say it worked but little enough that you can complain it sucked.

snorl4x:

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

Probably around 5 minutes - just enough for you to say it worked but little enough that you can complain it sucked.

consulting-meerkat:

sherlocked-ravenclaw-companion:

outofthecavern:

I can’t decide which is more awesome, that Peter Pan is taunting Darth Vader, or that the stormtroopers are wearing Mickey Mouse hats.

I think we’re forgetting that Darth Vader has a balloon.

DISNEYLAND.

This is also the Peter Pan that pretty much everyone on tumblr is in love with.

shortformblog:

thisbigcity:

thegreenurbanist:

Chicago opens up for diagonal pedestrian crossings

These are great. Giving pedestrians the opportunity to cross in all directions and getting automobiles from every direction to stop at the same time is a great reminder that cities are a collaboration.

Speaking from limited international travel experience, there’s tons of these diagonal crosswalks in Japan, and everyone seems to manage the extra attention just fine.

Pittsburgh has this at a bunch of intersections. Not all of them but the ones where you really need it and it is pretty good. We don’t have the diagonal lines but all directions can get the red when you push the button and you can just cross whatever way you need to.

shortformblog:

thisbigcity:

thegreenurbanist:

Chicago opens up for diagonal pedestrian crossings

These are great. Giving pedestrians the opportunity to cross in all directions and getting automobiles from every direction to stop at the same time is a great reminder that cities are a collaboration.

Speaking from limited international travel experience, there’s tons of these diagonal crosswalks in Japan, and everyone seems to manage the extra attention just fine.

Pittsburgh has this at a bunch of intersections. Not all of them but the ones where you really need it and it is pretty good. We don’t have the diagonal lines but all directions can get the red when you push the button and you can just cross whatever way you need to.

lacuisine:

suitep:

rossroads:

How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay

When this first crossed my path a few months ago, I thought I’d give it a try. Never mind that I’ve been making my father’s famous scrambled eggs for years now.

After watching this? I cut the butter way back, and didn’t finish with crème fraîche, but I will never make scrambled eggs any other way. They’re just that good.

Gordon Ramsay’s scrambled eggs are seriously amazing.

Seriously, for long posts, it’s so much better to not have to scroll all the way to the top to get to the buttons.

Seriously, for long posts, it’s so much better to not have to scroll all the way to the top to get to the buttons.

fajeetas:

buggy-love:

midnattenswidunder:

theinturnet:

These cats have no fucking idea what is happening.

Oh my god.

Those poor cats and omg I can’t breathe at all.

this is 10% evil and 90% hilarious

They are all being really good sports about it

memecollection:

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I like greener bananas and those are always so ripe. Poor lonely bananas :(

memecollection:

For more funny posts click HERE!

I like greener bananas and those are always so ripe. Poor lonely bananas :(

I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.
Kurt Vonnegut (via endangerment)

thecakebar:

Coffee Black Bean Walnut Brownies Tutorial

This is why I need a food processor and not just my tiny chopper.